Monday, February 28, 2011

Pardon a turkey?

While watching TV in November, I saw a short clip of the President "pardoning" the Thanksgiving turkey.  It troubled me that BOTH of the turkeys were white.  Why were there no black turkeys?  This is rampant discrimination of the worst kind !!!  This only confirms there is "trouble" in the white house.  There are several other troubling aspects to this "happening".  Why were the turkeys not donated to a homeless shelter or a children's home?  The forty some pounds of turkey would have fed at least 50 or 60 people.
  Did you notice that the turkeys had their feathers ruffled and strutted around?  This is an OBVIOUS reference that the turkeys were republicans or at least tea party members.
  Finally, the turkeys were named APPLE and CIDER.  This is a sure reference to the states of Washington and Michigan, both apple producing states AND HEAVILY DEMOCRATIVE.  Why not name them ORANGE and JUICE, in honor of Florida and California.  They could have been named GRAPE and JUICE.  This would not only honor California, but also the nation of France.  Lastly, Corn and Wheat would have been a nice combination.  Again both Kansas and Iowa would have been honored.
  Did you notice that the President did not have an axe, a sure reference to his appeasement mentality and a sign to the left that he ain’t tough.

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