TSA Problems
The TSA could solve all its problems in manpower and public dissatisfaction by simply installing the procedure followed by the US army in the late 1950’s . In this procedure there were about 50 new recruits ushered into a room and told to remove all our clothes with the exception of our shoes. We were then lined up into two rows facing each other. An Army doctor then proceeded down the line inspecting the men from the front for any abnormalities.
After he was finished, we were told to turn around, bend over, and “spread em”. The doctor then again proceeded down the line looking for God knows what, hidden explosives probably. As I was bent over, I observed the fellow across from me, displayed in all his glory. I laughed so hard that I fell on my head because my center of gravity had been altered.
Think how fast and thorough this procedure would be. Travelers could be examined in a very short time with everyone being treated in the same manner. One of the side benefits would be that AMTRAC travel would increase dramatically thus bailing out this non money government facility.
After the inspection was complete, the travelers would then don their clothes, and proceed through another line, remove their shoes, and have a second inspection of their feet. They would then be allowed to board the plane. Just think no radiation, no groping and best of all, no embarrassment.
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