Tuesday, November 29, 2016

vacuum the floor


I had the opportunity this afternoon to supervise a weekly maintenance procedure performed on various parts of the household.  The maintenance equipment consisted of a negative pressure operating system powered by an electromotive force that was connected directly to the grid.  The equipment was mounted on a 4X2 chassis and movement was controlled by means of a wand connected directly to the aforementioned chassis.  The operator was very skilled in the operation of the high tech operating system but unfortunately had to stop periodically to move various obstructions in the path of the implements planned route.  I even had the opportunity of participating in the procedure by the movement of my lower extremities to preclude the hindering of the planned path of operation.  Yes, I watched my wife vacuum the floor.  Remember, “If you cannot dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull-crap”.  We shall next discuss the merits of the radio controlled robot system.   Dal