YOU KNOW YOU ARE GETTING OLD --- WHEN

                           YOU KNOW YOU ARE GETTING OLD WHEN:

The barn you watched being built when you were a little kid was recently torn down

Your son is getting bald

You look forward to your afternoon nap

You see a mother and her 20 something daughter on the beach and you check out the mother first

Your WIFE is getting wrinkles

Walking out to get the mail counts as part of your daily exercise regimen

Golf makes you tired

You cannot imagine anyone getting up at 6 AM to go to work

Your Saturday night pinochle group keeps “losing” players

Your favorite place at the pool is the hot tub

All your friends have hearing aids too

You are older than most of the trees in your yard

Your scalp is turning pink

You have these funny brown spots on your hands

The cars that used to make you salivate as a teenager can only be found at car shows

All automobiles today look alike

And finally, you sit at the computer and cannot think of more things to add to your list,    DAL