Another thesis on man/woman

Another Thesis by Dal

Having such a resounding success with my last treatise on “kissing”, I have decided to explore other strange habits, doings, and other oddities practiced by Man (woman).  This amateur anthropologist is on a roll.  Since I have so much time on my hands, and am too lazy to do anything productive, I have decided to take on the study of “attraction”.

What is it that attracts man to woman and woman to man.  For instance, why do Japanese men find a woman’s neck such an attraction.  Why do some African men find a woman with disc’s inserted in her upper and lower lips to be a knock-out?  I personally think it makes the woman look like a duck.  What is it about a bone in the nose?  But, who am I to judge someone else’s opinion of beauty.

In America, men are twitter-pated by a woman’s legs, waist, buttocks, mammary glands, face and hair.  Pretty much the whole woman, piece by piece.  A woman is attracted by a man’s leg muscles, gluteus maximus, abs, pectoral muscles, broad shoulders, hair, (or lack of), eyes, and nose.  There are a few more items than a woman finds attractive, but you get the picture.

Why no one in the western hemisphere interested in, for example, toes, is a mystery.  What is the matter with knee caps as being something to drool over?  What about wrists and fingernails?  Men are attracted by a woman’s eye lashes, but a woman could care less about a man’s.

Most men find a shorter woman to be attractive, but women like their men to be tall.  Some women will fall head over heels for a crumb bum, but others find a well heeled man to be just her cup of tea.  Neither in today’s world think of a person of great girth to be attractive.  Ancient man (woman) might have had a different opinion as this type of person could better weather a famine

Again, I think it all boils down to what both sexes consider to be the things that will best promote healthy offspring.  Being a man, there are some of these attributes (wow) that I find to be reasonable, others are unfathomable. Perhaps these questions are best unsolved.  What a dull world this would be if everyone liked the same thing.  We would find a large majority of both sexes to be chasing after a smaller group of the opposite gender.

With tongue in cheek and head on sideways, I remain, Dal