Obama Speak

Obama Speak

As one that has had extensive experience in analyzing Methods and work measurements in minute detail, I feel fully qualified to describe the method in which the President would deliver the nursery rhyme, MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB.  Please bear with me and I shall go through the delivery step by step.

First, he would raise his chin and look 30 degrees to the right and purse his lips.  He would then pause for a half second and say in measured tones, “MARY HAD”

He would turn his head 60 degrees to the left, lower his chin and raise his eyes.  He would then speak in a slightly faster tone, “A LITTLE LAMB”.  The word LAMB would be delivered with an immediate halt with the chin moved to a neutral position.

 He would then drop his chin a bit further and turn back to the right.  Raising his arm 90 degrees from the elbow, he would point his finger out in space; shake the finger vigorously; raise his chin, and shout, “AND EVERYWHERE THAT MARY WENT”.

He would then evoke a slightly longer pause and lower his chin again and turn his head back 60 degrees to the left and say, “THE LAMB WAS SURE”.  This would be followed by and abrupt halt in speaking.

He would then turn back 60 degrees to the right; look straight ahead and say in a hushed tone, “TO GO”.  This would be followed by a further lowering of the chin and another pursing of the lips.

At this time the audience would cheer wildly and the president would smile a toothy smile.  I must warn you that if you attempt to duplicate the president’s speech pattern, you must be cautious to keep the head turns in order.  Failure may result in your breaking your neck.

I did not forget IT'S FLEECE WAS WHITE AS SNOW.  This blog is politically correct.

With tongue firmly in cheek, Your faithful observer, Dal