I had the opportunity this afternoon to supervise a weekly
maintenance procedure performed on various parts of the household. The maintenance equipment consisted of a
negative pressure operating system powered by an electromotive force that was
connected directly to the grid. The
equipment was mounted on a 4X2 chassis and movement was controlled by means of
a wand connected directly to the aforementioned chassis. The operator was very skilled in the
operation of the high tech operating system but unfortunately had to stop
periodically to move various obstructions in the path of the implements planned
route. I even had the opportunity of
participating in the procedure by the movement of my lower extremities to
preclude the hindering of the planned path of operation. Yes, I watched my wife vacuum the floor. Remember, “If you cannot dazzle them with
brilliance, baffle them with bull-crap”. We shall next discuss the merits of the radio controlled robot system.
Dal
I laughed so hard when I read this blog, and I can't wait to show it to my husband. He is completely mystified by housework, and vacuuming is something I doubt he has ever done. While it is possible, I don't believe he has ever considered housework in quite this way. I am sure we'll both enjoy it when he reads this, so please keep posting.
ReplyDeleteMerilyn @ Sanford Company